ZMA: You don't know who cordy is?

Gasp.

This means you're way too out of touch. Nevermind, this is easily rectified. Just hang with us more.

Nerd-cool is an utter fabrication. Just like cankles.

Nicely done Snowy Singpore, kudos to leoj. The mental image of Shear getting sheared (laugh, quick!) was extremely funny. Imagine her stroking her hair right now, going: "Oh my darlings, they'll never get to you!"

I'd better be in part four. Preferably as the guy who takes over the world. Okay, that's a little too far-fetched.

Just the USA's good enough for me.